I pity the foo who is stranded at the airport

  • me: you should start drinking at the airport bar
  • T: not open
  • me: ARE YOU SERIOUS IT'S THE SNOWMAGGEDON AND THE BAR IS NOT OPEN?!
  • T: yeah, but I just bought a large coffee. I'll get tweeked out and if my plane is cancelled I'll fake a coronary.
Lookee at my excellent note-taking skills! 2 days’ worth of lecture. Obviously not an aural learner.

Lookee at my excellent note-taking skills! 2 days’ worth of lecture. Obviously not an aural learner.

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The Give, Thao With The Get Down Stay Down

Oh sweet girl remember this:
The saddest ones cannot resist
They’ll keep you if you fall for it
But I promise they will never notice

Favorite song off their new album Know Better Learn Faster. What nostalgia of memories of memories I’ve never possessed.

This is why I’m fat: how Harvard is trying to give its student body heart attacks before the Super Bowl. I cannot resist the cheese. (the cucumbers are there to make me feel better, not for actual consumption)

This is why I’m fat: how Harvard is trying to give its student body heart attacks before the Super Bowl. I cannot resist the cheese. (the cucumbers are there to make me feel better, not for actual consumption)

“There is nothing like puking with somebody to make you into old friends.”
Sylvia Plath, The Bell Jar.

Happy birthday @penguinprostitution!

penguinprostitution:

“You are born alone and you die alone.”

I actually don’t know when exactly is your birthday, I’m just going to infer from the intarwebs (i.e. your tumblr). You’re one of my favorite people on here, and I love your smart aleck mouth and the beauty of your writing. A lot of your posts got me through a pretty terrible six months, and so please keep on kicking ass and taking names. Meet you at the other side of medical school. :)

fuckyeaheyegasms:

San Francisco Embarcadero Center.
Green (via Ame Otoko)

fuckyeaheyegasms:

San Francisco Embarcadero Center.

Green (via Ame Otoko)

I spy blood orange ice cream. (via dactylographie)

I spy blood orange ice cream. (via dactylographie)

Perfection, redux. (via JAK&JIL)

Perfection, redux. (via JAK&JIL)